Tuesday, 20 November 2012

the Oliver Twist Irregulars ~

Hallo Sausages

Barney Bubbles & Uncle Ian...and things that go bump in the night..out & 'bout.. everything cut price..everything two bob.. the stinky black-shirt givin' away those soft white lies..u are better than him, you're born with a white skin..all kinds of every thing,.hiding behind the sell by date.. broken biscuits, broken hearts.. damaged goods..it's plain to see the lunatics have taken over the nut-house
pie & mash & liquor on cracked large plates..blood & bone on the butchers saw-dust floors, dog shit on the soles of your shoe..rats in the gulley..wrong 'em boyo's doing deals in the alley..always time to stare with ya one glass eye..Ronnie the Midget sold used specacles opposite the sarsaparilla stand..on a good day would charm the knickers off your old dear..turn the water into wine..polish a turd.. bring a smile to the dead, by hook or by crook..all things are possible.. don't ask.. is the shine on your shoes worth two cents..??
that Playmates was  Saturday afternoon  on Waithamstow High Street for a while ..arm in arm with Miss Right-Now.. two grams of pink champagne in the sky-rock..the promise of a quickie before dinner, set ya up nicely for a nite on the razz.. got ya outta the house & off your arse in 1975 or there abouts _

                                       'the caff''..for a bit on the side, best bib & tucker required ~

 Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Is all my brain and body need
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Are very good indeed

Keep your silly ways or throw them out the window
The wisdom of your ways, I've been there and I know
Lots of other ways, what a jolly bad show
If all you ever do is business you don't like

Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Is very good indeed

Every bit of clothing ought to make you pretty
You can cut the clothing, gray is such a pity
I should wear the clothing of Mr Walter Mitty
See my tailor, he's called Simon, I know it's going to fit

Here's a little piece of advice
You're quite welcome, it is free
Don't do nothing that is cut price
You know what that'll make you be

They will try their tricky device
Trap you with the ordinary
Get your teeth into a small slice
The cake of liberty

Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Sex and drugs and rock and roll....


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