Tuesday 24 January 2012

Girls on Dope

               1912...2012..a hundred years of a war on 'dopers'.. the drugs  are still here& the gangsters are still  richer by the day.


...Billie Carleton died from too much 'dope'..Reggie de Veulle was her 'man'..& Malvina Longfellow was the girl's best friend..of course she knew nothing!

Sunday 22 January 2012

the runcible spoon

the owl & the pussycat went to sea
   in a beautiful pea-green boat,
they took some honey, & plenty of money,
   wrapped up in a five pound note.
the owl looked up to the stars above,
   & sang to a small guitar,
'o lovely pussy! o pussy my love,
   wot a beautiful pussy U are, U are, U are,
wot a beautiful pussy U are'.
   pussy said to the owl ' U elegant fowl,
how charmingly sweet U sing.
   o let us get married, too long we have tarried;
but wot shall we do for a ring?'
   they sailed away, for a year & a day,
to the land where the bong-tree grows,
   & there in a wood a piggy-wig stood
with a ring at the end of his nose, his nose, his nose,
   with a ring at the end of his nose.
'dear pig, are U willing to sell for one shilling, your ring?'
   said the piggy, 'i will'
so they took it away , & were married next day
   by the turkey who lives on the hill.
they dined on mince, & slices of quince,
   which they ate with a runcible spoon.
they danced by the light of the moon, the moon, the moon,
   they danced by the light of the moon.


Edward Lear..

Friday 20 January 2012

jacked

..little jack horner sat in the corner
eating his christmas pie,
he put in his thumb & pulled out a plum
& said 'wot a good boy am i' _


who said, 'crime doesn't pay..??'..the plum might be Mells Manor, Somerset, UK..hahaHa

Mother Hubbard _

old mother hubbard went to the cupboard,
to give the poor dog a bone:
when she got there, the cupboard was bare,
& so the poor pecker had none.

she went to the baker's to buy him some bread:
when she came back the dog was dead!

she went to the undertaker's to buy him a coffin:
when she came back the dog was laughing.

she went to the cobbler's to buy him some shoes:
when she came back he was reading the news.

the dame made a curtsy, the dog made a bow:
the dame said, 'your servant':
the dog said, 'bow-wow'.

Thursday 19 January 2012

Mother Goose

to market..to market to buy a plum cake..


home again..home again before it gets late

Sunday 15 January 2012