Wednesday 31 October 2012

here's blood in ya eye..

if death don't kill ya ..poltin might succeed _



every bar has it's bullshit corner..here's a few choice words from our patron of the arts..the one and only..for a limited period  Mr MacGowen ..
                                     ..a man you don't meet everyday ~  pass it on

there's whiskey in the jar boys ~


don't know wot happen here..these lyrics belong below..no room in heaven ~

me I like sleeping _ 

Let your quacks and newspapers be cutting their capers
About curing the vapors the scratch and the gout
With their medical potions, their serums and their lotions
Upholding their notions, they're mighty put out.

Who can tell the true physic to all that's pathetic
And pitch to the divil, cramp, colic and spleen
You'll know it I think if you take a big drink
With your mouth to the brink of a jug of poteen

So stick to the cratur' the best thing in nature
For sinking your sorrows and raising your joys
Oh what botheration, no dose in the nation
Can give consolation like poteen me boys.

No liquid cosmetic to lovers athletic
Or bodies pathetic can give such a bloom
As the sweet by the powers in the garden of flowers
Ever gave their own bowers such a darling perfume
And this liquid so rare if you willingly share
To be taking your hair when it's frizzled and dead
Oh the sod has the merit to yield the true spirit
So strong it will shake all the hairs from your head

Then stick to the cratur' the best thing in nature
For sinking your sorrows and raising your joys
Oh since its perfection, no doctor's direction
Can cleanse the complexion like poteen me boys

While a child in me cradle, me nurse with her ladle
Was filling my mouth with a notion of pap
When a drop from her bottle fell into my throttle
I stumbled and capered clean out of her lap

On the floor I lay crawlin' and screaming and bawling
'Til me mother and father were called to the fore
All sobbing and sighing they feared I was dying
But soon found I only was crying for more.

So stick to the cratur' the best thing in nature
For sinking your sorrows and raising your joys
Oh lord how they'd chuckle if babes in their truckle
They only could suckle on poteen me boys

Through my youthful aggression, through times of depression
My childhood's impression still clung to my mind
And at school or at college the basis of knowledge
I never could gulp 'til with whiskey combined

And as older I'm growing times ever bestowin'
On Erin's potation, a flavor so fine
And how ere they may lecture on jove and his nectar
Itself is the only true liquid divine

So stick to the cratur' the best thing in nature
For sinking your sorrows and raising your joys
Oh lord, 'tis the right thing for courting and fighting
There's nowt so exciting as poteen me boys.

Come guess me this riddle, what beats pipes and fiddle
What's hotter than mustard and milder than cream
What best wets your whistle, what's clearer than crystal
What's sweeter than honey and stronger than steam

What'll make the lame walk, what will make the dumb talk,
The elixir of life and philospher's stone
And what helped Mr. Brunnell to build the Thames Tunnel
Wasn't it poteen from ould Inisowen

So stick to the cratur' the best thing in nature
For sinking your sorrows and raising your joys
Oh lord, it's no wonder, if lightning and thunder
Weren't made from the plunder of poteen me boys.

You maidens pathetic, with lovers athletic
For liquid cosmetic, you can't beat the drop
With a glow to your cheek, it will make your heart leap
It'll quiet a stallion or cure an old cob
At the mouth you would drool, be reduced to a fool
You'd kick up your heels and you'd peel to the buff
Then 'tis he'd be pathetic while you'd be athletic
If only you'd take a few drops of the stuff

So stick to the cratur' the best thing in nature
For sinking your sorrows and raising your joys
For there's nothing like whiskey to make maidens frisky
It soon separates all the men from the boys....Tom Leniham _

Sunday 28 October 2012

Gr8 Covers #8 ~

aim well..there's a flash of light, I feel a sharp pain..

read me..see me , the Logan Swanson's movie with Vincent Price is excellent _
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibnpEk4hdjo


btw; the Will Smith re-make of 'I am Legend'.. ain't so hot folks

Louis Armstrong - Nobody knows the trouble I've seen

found this beautiful toon on  Bernie Rhodes.com..or is that Bernard Rhodes these days, not too sure..have a gander folks, but don't argue with the man _
http://www.bernardrhodes.com/
if ya need all the help you can get, try a JoHn the Conqueror root.. could do the trick..hahaHa

Saturday 27 October 2012

Cabaret- Money

'if tomorrow belongs to us', then all roads lead to a rail-way siding at Treblinka ~

Wilhelm Brasse..I am a Camera.. died aged 94

Wilhelm Brasse..always had the same dream...death by dying
in gods we trust..a reminder from hell..sleep well _ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_Brasse

there's a 'yellow star' across my heart ~
if your wondering all these children were murdered _

from the New York Times _
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/25/world/europe/wilhelm-brasse-dies-at-94-documented-auschwitz.html?_r=0

ขุนนรินทร์พิณซิ่ง8.~

magick toon : 

Captain Trips #1..

the multi-verse has many empty corners, misplaced highways & clocks with no time..
JoHnny Appleseed is alive & well, in a town near you tonight..don't be late playmates.
Alfred Hubbard was one of the first to try _ http://www.fargonebooks.com/high.html




Jerry Garcia Little Sadie

someone has helped himself to most of the song, from way down below..who can that be, folks..??

Cocaine Blues (Live At Folsom Prison)

Friday 26 October 2012

a 44 smokeless, under my head ~

war..what is it good for..??
answer, absolutely nothing _ Suzie Q

Erik Rider is the man of the hour, has the unethical task to do someone's  dirty work,
set in the early years of the Vietnam conflict..who smoked all the opium..??
the result is in the detail folks _


                                      

Thursday 25 October 2012

Black Propaganda..u mean lying ~

wot is the wound that won't heal, the boil that won't burst..the sore that still hurts..??


that's right play-mates..The Hillsborough Blues.
only this week it's been reported , police chief Norman Bettison boasted about smearing Liverpool fans in the aftermath of the Hillsborough disaster.
Bettison, who was a chief inspector with South Yorkshire police at the time of the 1989 stadium crush, said he had only been asked to help 'concoct' the force's version of events..but our noble 'cuntstable' looked the other way.. pigs might fly!

Sunday 21 October 2012

fight the power ~

                                             
                                              'so long, it's been good to know ya '




                .here a lovely link..inside the head of the truly insane, Bro'  Spain Rodriguez_
http://www.spainrodriguez.com/pages/1/index.htm


because I like it _

Lily, Rosemary & Jack of Hearts- Elston Gunn

one thing leads to another..the best 'cow-boy' song ever..no question..so sit back, take ya shoes off & listen to a tale of lost love and redemtion ~

excuse me friend, wot time does the show begin..??


Ghost Town is not Robert Coover's most well known read, that honour belongs with ' The Public Burning'..but I'm a sucker for magic-realism..try this, has everything a good western needs, bullshit baffles brains..is it a piss take..who cares..does the 'white-hat' come out on top..?? read the book!
the 'tooon' is good too _ enjoy



the Fitzrovia ~


a slim jacket for 'fat- bastards'..the grey moleskin is nice..stay away from harris-tweed..unless you wanna be a complete prat..ask any chin-less wonder.. or is that 'wanker'..??
if this sweetie don't grab ya..try the 'Standley'..one size fits all.


click onto this link, if ya want to get your 'little-man' suited & booted,
trade at the rear _  
http://www.old-town.co.uk/products.htm                                                                                                    

books to read ~

is this old duffer a Noel Botham 'look-a-like'..??

No Masters..No Worries ~

only a fool would vote for his own destruction, but we all do.. we never learn _                                            http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/photograph-links-germans-to-1915-armenia-genocide-8219537.html

Saturday 20 October 2012

history of the future # 2

never 'bad-mouth' the man with a brain the size of a small planet..nothing else comes close _
how to make petrol from air..??   do ya fuckin' 'skool-work' lickle yout mon !



beam me up Scotty, click here _  clean air..cheap fuel
http://www.airfuelsynthesis.com/        
give these guys a paper hat _


Tuesday 16 October 2012

Baby, I'm defenceless _

the every-band..JoHn Doe & friends!



hoist the flag & I'll  beat ya drum _ the art-work from 'Neon Park' is price-less ~..if ya want some more try this link..nice mp3 audio _ http://www.dmci.com/lowell/lowell.html#Articles   


Monday 15 October 2012

jump up, part two ~

I haven't forgotten Lord Kitchener's  version..couldn't find a decent vidéo..so make do with the tune playmates ..who came first, the chicken or the egg..??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLJsoaY2NA8

it's latter than you think ~

Kool ain't the word for this man..when Eddie Cochran took his three steps to heaven back in 1960..Georgie played the gig..saw the dead man's last pistol shot..                           
                                                 Oi m8 do the dog!
and here's the link to that tooooon _ 


                    

Sunday 14 October 2012

Gr8 Covers #7 ~




                                   

this tooooon ..in my humble opinion  is the killa folks..'trouble' & the  newer version of willin' come very close.. posted the cover twice it's so good..investigate please ~

Mme. Jiang Qing's...world service ~

here is a lovely gem from a little 'red' e-book, I picked up somewhere..
                                                    enjoy the poem for 'Poe'..



POE _

I'd like to blow
Edger Alan Poe
on bended knee
like Annabel Lee.

I'd like to snort snow
with Edger A. Poe
swing into the pit
of his infernal wit.

I'd like to sink low
as Eddy A. Poe
I'm eager to share
his gloom & despair.

dear ed can u please
give me a disease
as cool as the red one
transmitted by fleas... Anna Chen ~

now enter the dragon-king ~

the man from 'little-paradise'..one foot in the water, the other is in his pants..
check the web site _ http://www.murakami.ch/main_5.html
here is a link to the real world of confusion _
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/oct/01/haruki-murakami-hysteria-islands-row

Saturday 13 October 2012

Brainiac's Revenge _

 Gustav Meyrink's masterwerk  'Der Golem'..;don't ignore me, don't fear me, just read me _ http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/m/gustav-meyrink/..click here for The Jeweler _http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy1GyaLL6WM

Avocado Dr..Hollywood Hills ..#4

if ya wanna stand by your Man..take trip to 1964
here's how _ http://www.puppiesandflowers.com/?p=1603


                            the final episode of today's  ' top-shelve',
                           sponsored by our good chums, Fredrick of HollyWould..hahaHa ~

                          no one had more pussy then Frankie...click here & listen _http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1AHec7sfZ8&feature=related

Baby Cyanide & frendz ~

this is a 'carry-on' from my last two posts..one more & I'll have a quartet..so bear with me play-mates, from the inky finger's of Jean-Claude Forest came the beautiful, if not greedy Barbarella & the truly divine Baby Cyanide _




the best Jane Fonda movie of '68 ever _                              http://barbarella1968.blogspot.co.uk/p/barbarella-1968-cast-and-characters.html
a link to Jean-Claude Forest _ http://www.hollywoodcomics.com/forestbio.html

more Metal ~

thru' the curvature of time, another fine mess occurs ,Skarr,the leather-clad, space babe, 't-leaf' does her best to please .. that's a fine lookin' bottle & glass my dear!                                          
click here..song to a siren _                                                                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMTEtDBHGY4&feature=my_favorites&list=FL1vI7YGVzp5iXoDX4eR9pKg


Metal Hurlant on TV, france 4.fr ~

you're be disappointed with the tv-series , chums..it does not transfer well to the small screen,
but it's spot on for the lovers of the ample Kelly Brook, seen here really stretching herself, top eye-candy, you didn't expect acting skills, did ya..??.. a gr8 pix of  'national treasures' _                                                                                         




click here for the tv trailer _                                                                                                                               http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VIDBn2yT_xs

Thursday 11 October 2012

sometimes u need all the love u can get _

Harold McNair - The Fence

click-here for more.. http://www.huxrecords.com/cdsales95.htm..this man should be in every home..an echo from another time & space, it looks nothing like that..hell W10 _here's a gr8 link to Roy Haynes _ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvDkZ-paj5o...all good things come in pairs, like shoes _

yes u can ~

know your history brotha & sista...the only chain to break is fear itself..

Wednesday 10 October 2012

every room has a secret door ~


when the world is on fire ,
don't-cha wanna go to hill-billy heaven honey-babe..??

btw; my concept of paradise may be a little different from the establish view..be warn _

dubious..

two of these, do exactly wot it said on the label, the other may not _
the drink me potion_ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laudanum

if you drink too much from a bottle-mouth to poison, it's almost certain to disagree
with you sooner or later, thought Alice ~



help yourself to cake, Nick Cave is now serving tea , using his  best bone-china _


Tuesday 9 October 2012

don't ya be nobody's fool ~

careless love ... will kill us all _ 

big-head ~

when I was a wee-lad, I was either playing footie or working on me sums..I was rubbish at the beautiful game, but my desire to steal other man's money proved well founded...I was fuckin' good at it..a canny Scotsman from the disant past helped me into my mornin' coat..joHn Napier , or to be precise his bones..Napier's Bones.. but  today if ya have trouble with large numbers get yourself a calculator..pen & paper is for the heaven bound or the plain stoooopid ..remember if  ya get your collar felt, the 'stick-up kid', will do real jail-time..the man who helps himself to your purse while ya playing on-line poker will live to steal another day _

have a 'gander' _ http://history-computer.com/CalculatingTools/NapiersBones.html

here's your man ...
                                                                                 Not to be confused with JoHn Dee or Edward Kelley... [the original schister- bros.]
btw; for the truly inspired , every skool-boy's nightmare  _                                                 ...http://history-computer.com/CalculatingTools/logarythms.html

Sunday 7 October 2012

don't ask me, I'm just the 'gob-shite' ~

                                             lets not fuck about with the pretence,
                                      the only real right you have, is to starve ~


“The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.”...Frank Zappa _

Gr8 Covers #6 ~

from the 'milk of human-kindness' _



wot cat..??

the Ervin Schrodinger mystery solved _ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat