Oi Cabbage, my sisters can't come to the weeding, I have a problem with the Jewish race & I'm skint ..never mind dahling..I'll be your lizard queen..daddy will make you an offer ya can't refuse &, give ya a beautiful mickey mouse title that allows you to wear a skirt on high-days & holidays, mummy has bought you a nice new pair of greek shoes..mi little sis' told ya to fuck off, but .. I want everyone to know,your the ultimate masculine sapphic fantasy, my Cupcake...
Ta very much ducks...get the beers in !
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