ever get the feeling, you've been HAD..??

you don't need this over-priced (£90..??) piece of corporate junk,
but ;
Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, please put a penny in the old man's hat,
                               if ya can't afford a penny a ha'penny will do,
                               if ya can't afford that, well god bless you ~ hahaHa.

Neu! - '75

time to hit ya with the big stick again..just read a Jon Savage review of the Sex Pistols'..Never Mind The Bollocks..the new improved deluxe version with out-takes, live shows and a dvd for its 35th anniversary..but compare it to it's big brother ..NEU! 75..I have to to say  the Pistol's  album is thin, if not a little on the  shite side, while NEU!'75 remains fucking superb... ~

Bob Dylan & Allen Ginsberg - Vomit Express_

if ya wanna hear a dead man dying get your ears around 'Tempest'..if you want to hear a better tomorrow, catch a ride on the Vomit Express... this tooon will put hair on your Jew-Hole ~

Leonora Carrington..never let me go,the first is too late

thought of the day : death does not stain..non-toxic !

songs from the Haart-Land

here's an album every self-respecting Elvis fan should own _ http://rockbillyboogie.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/elvis-presley-elvis-greatest-shit.html
for those that wanna  read the info _ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis'_Greatest_Shit

'poor-taste'..of course..a belated happy birthday !

blind in one ear ~

possibly deaf in one eye too _ a few choice words from 'The Lobster Man of Mars http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1QrcLj4_lE

a very dapper looking Patrick Macnee _

Kenneth Oxford _ WE LIED

Gob-shite..this man fucked YOU..??
read his obituary here - http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/obituary-sir-kenneth-oxford-1187338.html

Hillsborough: Police Told Thatcher Drunk Fans Caused Disaster 15.03.2012

Hillsborough _

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/sep/13/hillsborough-report-norman-bettison-refuses-resign..there is still the smell of shite coming from Norman Bettison, chief constable of West Yorkshire Police  _
a few wise words from Football Report _http://afootballreport.com/post/31455147735/the-truth
watch this before ya click onto Joey Barton _ http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2012/sep/12/hillsborough-campaigner-kelvin-mackenzie-video

remembering the 'Packet'..the 'Donald' part-2

Donald Davies, a large well used head, the father of 'on-line poker' _
click here for a few words from the BBC_ http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8499501.stm
more stuff from the Welsh Wizard, read well _
http://www.trinitysaintdavid.ac.uk/en/news/newsarchives/universityofwaleslampeter/name,316,en.ht
 for those that need a pix

Mars Bars ~

life on Mars_mirror mirror on the wall click here for a little more _ http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19551458

buy one, get one half price... Neil Gaiman remembers..Harry Harrison _ http://www.wired.com/underwire/2012/08/neil-gaiman-harry-harrison/

Donald where's your troosers ..??

Donald in drag _

always had a problem with this man..the word 'lite-weight' comes to mind..perhaps I'm confusing  realities here..back & forth, here we go..take the money nice & slow ~

click here for a gr8 voice over _ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pdd1EUjJiY

here's a clip from The Great Escape..I can see clearly now _ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aghrtBoTUQo

Stand Sir, & throw us that u have about ya _

...nothing like a knock in the night, a rattle on the window, the breath of warm air upon your face, the taste of fear on your lips, the moon is always a blood-fire red ..JoHnny is across the street..now u see him, now u don't ~

if I'm on the late side...??

had me nose inna wee book..click here..15,000 words a day..no shit
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/feb/04/michael-moorcock-hari-kunzru

this machine kills fascists ~

Alan Turing ; the 21 century schzoid man ..??
the father of artificial intelligence...that's  the device in front of ya m8

click here for 'Turing's Bombe' _http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombe
click here for the 'Google Doogle' _ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84pbZSt_a9k

El-Juan says eat the RICH _

don't take shit , agitate! educate!! organize!!!
read five easy steps _ http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/aug/20/civil-disobedience-sanchez-gordillo

'If you exploit us, we will shut you down' _

Bart Dicko' & chums ~ Class War

 

life below stairs Mum..a collection of body parts _

Royal Babylon 2 ~ The Panto Question..??

..look behind you, there's always more to an open score or broken boils, if your related to a piece of cake..eat me ..http://internationaltimes.it/royal-babylon/
from the poison pen, of that old ponce Heathcote Williams..

Prince Prick...The Night-Porter _  lost in the 'dressing-up box'..
sorry that should read 'Philip'  or to be brutally  honest 'Phil the Bubble'..wild life killa, if your a small furry thing beware,but no one likes to kick an old man with a 'water-works' problem...do they _

Royal Babylon by Heathcote Williams (rough cut)

    Oi Cabbage, my sisters can't come to the weeding, I have a problem with  the Jewish race & I'm skint   ..never  mind dahling..I'll be your lizard queen..daddy will make you an offer ya can't refuse &, give ya a beautiful mickey mouse title that allows you to wear a skirt on high-days & holidays, mummy has bought you a nice new pair of greek shoes..mi little sis' told ya to fuck off, but .. I want  everyone to  know,your the ultimate masculine sapphic fantasy, my Cupcake...
Ta very much ducks...get the beers in !

                                         

Scandal '63..looking for clues

always wanted to know..who was the third man, or Mister X as he was called at the time , the Profumo Affair..had everything..fun, fantasy, confusion and catastrophe
help me _http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2001/apr/10/past.derekbrown

no one is saying m8 ..

                       but all roads could lead to 'Buck-House'...

 the show-girl waiting for her Prince Charming..??

here's a nice little link _ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE_-KiwNmfY

free pussy _

made ya look ...
see no evil..speak no evil..hear no evil ..you better wake up, before we all disappear _

'Une Semaine de Bonté [A Week of Kindness]' by Max Ernst

if you need a map, than you are truly lost...it only trash my dear hahaHa _

click here for a little more _ http://www.tate.org.uk/art/artists/max-ernst-1065

oh no i lied, here's more Max _

sleep with one eye open ~

they say Pat Garrett has got your number _

the hole-in-the-wall gang ~

from the house that jack built click here _http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/2008/this-septic-isle/

THIS SEPTIC ISLE _

This throne of pseudo demigods, this septic tank,                                
This earth of majesty, this seat of sleaze,
This other Eden, domain of Hades,
This Coalition built and Nurtured for itself
Against infection and the hand job of whore,
This unhappy breed of men, this little world,
This lump of coal set in the fishless sea,
Which is served from a hole in a wall
Or as a privet hedge defensive to a negative equity home,
Against the envy of less happier lands,--
This piss pot, this earth, this realm, this Britain...Richard 11, part3

Hercule Poirot ~

' I have a phobia for faggots ' thus spoke the mortal Hercule Poirot _

for ' full gum-shoe' SP...read more _
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hercule_Poirot
series six awaits..Hickory Dickory Dock _ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TH9asFsu7E

Le Monde...2012 _

'the relevant quote' _

there are an estimated 80 million rats in Britain..
one breeding couple can produce 200 offspring in a year.
adult sewer rats grow around 50cm long..
here's the best bit;
a group of rats is called a MISCHIEF..

ERIK SATIE: A Musician's Day.

Neal Stephenson...

'there are four things we do better than anyone else _
music
movies
microcode (software)
high-speed pizza delivery'....

check this link out _ http://slashdot.org/story/04/10/20/1518217/neal-stephenson-responds-with-wit-and-humor

take note _ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwV3x1jZ8oE

dark delights ~

there's more to dining in the dark, than lights out, for more info;
walk this way  please _ http://www.unsicht-bar.com/unsicht-bar-bv2/en/html/home_1_idea.htmlerlin-

there's guns across the river ~

click here for Gillian Welch _ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_SiVabBvC4

There's guns across the river aimin' at ya
Lawman on your trail, he'd like to catch ya
Bounty hunters, too, they'd like to get ya
Billy, they don't like you to be so free.

Campin' out all night on the berenda
Dealin' cards 'til dawn in the hacienda
Up to Boot Hill they'd like to send ya
Billy, don't you turn your back on me.

Playin' around with some sweet senorita
Into her dark hallway she will lead ya
In some lonesome shadows she will greet ya
Billy, you're so far away from home.

There's eyes behind the mirrors in empty places
Bullet holes and scars between the spaces
There's always one more notch and ten more paces
Billy, and you're walkin' all alone.

They say that Pat Garrett's got your number
So sleep with one eye open when you slumber
Every little sound just might be thunder
Thunder from the barrel of his gun.

Guitars will play your grand finale
Down in some Tularosa alley,
Maybe in the Rio Pecos valley
Billy, you're so far away from home.

There's always some new stranger sneakin' glances
Some trigger-happy fool willin' to take chances
And some old whore from San Pedro to make advances
Advances on your spirit and your soul.

The businessmen from Taos want you to go down
They've hired Pat Garrett to force a showdown.
Billy, don't it make ya feel so low-down
To be shot down by the man who was your friend?

Hang on to your woman if you got one
Remember in El Paso, once, you shot one.
She may have been a whore, but she was a hot one
Billy, you been runnin' for so long.

Guitars will play your grand finale
Down in some Tularosa alley
Maybe in the Rio Pecos valley
Billy, you're so far away from home.....Bob Dylan _

Ronnie Lane..Spiritual Babe ~

'wot is more finer than love babe,
wot is stronger than love,
wot is more gentle than love babe
wot has more power than love
wot is more sexy than love
wot is more holy than love babe..??'

fine words of wisdom from the late Mister Lane (three-piece).

click here_ G-d bless us all ~
https://vimeo.com/35404787

Harry Lime revisited ...

another point of view folks _http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19202527

Mme Britannia ~

here's a word in your ear from the 'Queen of England'

suits you _ http://www.vam.ac.uk/content/articles/v/vivienne-westwood-designs/

wot is life..??

all my friends are monkeys..
if ya wanna read a little more, click here _http://www.borinvanloon.co.uk/loonintrodna.html

Harry Lime _ 1949..

like the man said _

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long, Holly.

oh dear ~

death of a 'super-hero'..Chris Ware .

read more _  http://www.fantagraphics.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=272&Itemid=82

A secret language explaineD ....

'fallow the money'..the man said, you can't change the economics , you can just arrange the window dressing a bit _

     

Tommy Nutter..the Man with the black car coat ~

edward sexton was tommy nutter...hahaHa
even the lies are true, to know a little more..
step inside for Nutters of Savile Row ~ http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/may/18/tommy-nutter-rebel-tailor-savile

The Bird Brothers _

  or for a well fitted 'whistle' & a matching wide awake tie ~
click here _  http://www.edwardsexton.co.uk/biography.aspx

Pussy Riot-Punk Prayer..Putin is a Cunt ~

only a fool try's to hold back the tide of change _
 read Putin's Message  _ http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfremessage
e/2012/aug/17/pussy-riot-putin-

evil is alive, evil is well

ten days that will shake  the world, re-take the Winter Palace ~
click onto the BBC .. pussy riot _ http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19297373

Arséne Lupin..tea leaf ~

if ya want a few words from his brother Marius Jacob..??

step inside baby _ http://www.coolfrenchcomics.com/arsenelupintimeline.htm

we live to tread on kings ~

I cannot read them now.
O gentlemen, the time of life is short!
To spend that shortness basely were too long,
If life did ride upon a dial's point,
Still ending at the arrival of an hour.
An if we live, we live to tread on kings;
If die, brave death, when princes die with us!
Now, for our consciences, the arms are fair,
When the intent of bearing them is just....

click here for Henry IV _http://shakespeare.mit.edu/1henryiv/1henryiv.5.2.html

to heal ya soul ~

Luther Blissett is about hahaHa ~

 click here for the 'medicine' _ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez-oEsg1uw0

The Portier Fortune..1946 ~

if ya love your comixs..you must know the name of Will Eisner.
start with The Spirit, playmates _

Police detective Denny Colt has returned from the dead as mystery man The Spirit, his costume merely a modest eyemask, his purpose to help beleaguered Commissioner Dolan foil the deadliest criminals. The Spirit's gr8 nemesis is The Octopus, identified only by his tell-tale gloves.As for his many femmes fatales, none compares to gorgeous gold-digger P'Gell for film star glamour & nerve.
Brilliant at pacing, composition & arch humour, Will Eisner rewrote the rulebook of comics, expanding the medium's capacities week after week from 1940 to 1952 in his compact fables given away free with Sunday newspapers..The Spirit & his cast  was bought to the big screen directed by graphic novelist Frank Miller.

click here for Will Eisner & Stan Lee having a little heart to heart _ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STf5fl_0370

John Willie..an all round bad egg ~

ding dong, your not wrong ~ ' mums' the word for an English low-life & pimp,
if ya wanna know more about 'Dear John',
click here for extra info ~ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Willie
and a rather good 'blog' devoted to the glamour of 'old' Hollywood ~
http://oldhollywoodglamour.blogspot.co.uk/2009/08/john-willie.html

Tijuana Bibles ~

there was a time when Hugh Hefner lived outside the bedroom & wore a 'three-piece' instead of the eternal 'bath-robe'..before 'PlayBoy' & his 'PlayMate' there existed a eight page wonder magazine now called a ...tijuana bible'...the wank-mag of it's day.. highly collectable mi old china.

here's a gr8 little link _ http://www.tijuana-bibles.com/index.html

Phil Silvers wuz 'The Top Banana' ~

lets here it for the 'Man' ~

click here _ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rluntrg3QN0

The Modulator ~

                                       

                                     

The BoN Club _

You taught me language, and my profit on't..
Is I know no curse. The red plague rid U
for learning me your language _ Caliban, the slave, from Shakespeare's 'The Tempest

spare a thought for Derek Jarman _ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smj5O82wXiw

AMT & The Cosmic Inferno - OM Riff From the Cosmic Inferno

these idle hands ~

'I must eat my dinner..this island's mine' _

a pig's ear ~

was this old duffer a gr8 englishman or a sunday afternoon cup of cold tea..??

A Clockwork Orange x Justice

if ya put guns in the hands of children..can ya blame James Holmes..??

Tiny Tim Performance Art

'is the glass half empty or half full..?? answer there is no glass' ~ Tiny Tim 1968.

Old Gangsters Never Die

& if I die & G-d knowns I might, don't let me die in black & white ~

Sci-Fi Pulp Covers (Part 1)

Weird Tales-Robinson Collection

Eva Rausing ~ Junkie

if Ms Rausing was from the poor side of town, her kids would be in care..& if ya overdosed you're just another junkie scum-bag'..but a 'brown-head' with access to £5bn, your merely 'troubled'

 
click here for TRAGIC _ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJNMnBhf-Ds

No Passarán!

they shall not pass ~

step inside; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRvIMCz_cT8&feature=g-all-u

go hungry _

never trust the hand that feeds you ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfqaEZOsNEg

a gorey story ~

stay away from the Sea ~